Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Do I have "Dumbass" written across my forehead?
From: "ALOY JESSY"
Report Junk Mail
Date: 6 Jul 18:01 (PDT)
Subject: I NEED UGENT HELP!!!!!
i am 26year old girl who is looking for seriously help,please if you are
willing to help me out let me know through my private email adress
email@example.com so that i can tell you more about my problem
and what am looking for okay,waiting to hear from you as soon as porsible
thank you so much for writing me back.
[THIS CHICK--IF IT'S TRULY A WOMAN AND NOT SOME 50 YEAR OLD MAN IN PRISON--NEEDS SOME SERIOUS GRAMMAR HELP, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? SHALL WE HELP HER? I'M NOT ABOUT TO EMAIL HER BACK. SHE'LL PROBABLY RETURN THE FAVOR BY SENDING ME A VIRUS.
FIRST, THAT'S ONE FRIGGIN' LONG COMMA SPLICE, CHICKA. PERIODS. THEY HAVE THEIR PURPOSES.
SECOND, "PORSIBLE"? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
THIRD, "MISS JESSY"? I'M NOT A HORNY MALE TROLLING THE WEB LOOKING FOR SWEET YOUNG WOMEN TO SEDUCE. DO YOUR RESEARCH.
FOURTH, "SERIOSLY HELP" NO. SHOULD READ "SERIOUS HELP", NOT THAT YOU'LL GET ANY FROM ME. I'M PRONE TO GIVING PEOPLE LIKE YOU THE VIRTUAL FINGER. I PREFER KEEPING MY MONEY IN THE BANK...MY BANK.
SCAMS. IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE ANYONE FALLS FOR THIS SHIT, ISN'T IT?
by Tawny Taylor at 9:06 AM |
Commented by Amanda Brice:
- 10:58 AM
Commented by Tempest Knight:
- This sounds like a prank from a 13-yr-old boy. *rolls eyes*
- 4:35 PM
Commented by M.E Ellis:
- The typos! Seriously funny.
- 4:46 PM
Commented by Shelli Stevens:
- LOL I used to get so many emails like that, usually they were from Nigeria, when I worked in Customer Service. I just laugh at them.
- 1:24 PM
Commented by Zinnia:
- I don't think there's a limit to what people will do to scam through the Net.
- 4:37 PM
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