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Saturday, July 08, 2006

Is there REALLY a market for this?!


Funny what a girl will find by Googling the words “Bizarre Websites”.


The word bizarre isn’t even fitting for some of these sites.

Take for instance, this one. OMG, I can’t imagine what people are doing with these things...outside of at Halloween time. Anyone care to take a guess?






[MY COMMENTS IN BRACKETS AND ALL CAPS]

The headline: Build a lifesize, realistic, decaying corpse in the privacy of your own home. [FUN FOR THE FAMILY! FOSTER LOVE AND CLOSENESS WITH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE EXPLORING THE MORE SOBERING ASPECTS OF LIFE...AND DEATH]


This Step By Step Manual includes options for installing Lights into the eye sockets, cabling the mouth to open and close using a cable controlled handle and Life Casting. All materials can be bought at local Hardware and Hobby stores. [I GUARANTEE THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT SHOPPING AT HOME DEPOT, LOL] If your favorite Hobby store doesn't supply some of the needed materials then you may have to visit a Theatrical Supply Shop or even your local dentist. [TELL ME THE DENTISTS ARE NOT FORKING OVER REAL TEETH, PLEASE!] In case you can't find the materials you need there is a list of on-line suppliers included in the back of the manual. [WONDER WHAT A SKULL IS GOING FOR THESE DAYS...NOT.]

You don't need any prior experience or great artistic talent. [JUST A STRONG STOMACH] This manual will guide you through each process, step by step, giving you many tricks and techniques along the way to help ensure your corpse is realistic in every detail. [I’M SPEECHLESS. THIS COULD BE TAKEN SO MANY WAYS.]



You think I made this up? CLICK HERE.


posted by Tawny Taylor at 10:21 AM |

4 Comments:

Commented by Blogger M.E Ellis:


Weirdo alert! Who the heck would want to make one of those?

:o)


4:04 PM 
Commented by Blogger Bibliophile Bitch:


I thought that was my next date for a minute.
Mmmmm, good price, though. I'll have to think about it.


10:12 PM 
Commented by Blogger Tawny Taylor:


Bwahahahahaha, bibliophile.

Girl, if that's the best you can do, you need to come out to Detroit. At least you'll find some LIVE ones :)


10:42 AM 
Commented by Blogger Amanda Brice:


So strange!


11:27 AM 

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