Check out this one (agent's name changed by original poster, not me *g*):
Thank you for your query and I would like you to know I read it with deep interest. By the end though I found your style about as opposite for me as I could ever find. The grammar needed work, the punctuation needed... well, to be there. I apologize I must reject representing your project, and though this isn't something I do often, I would like to say that if you ever decide to query me again, I will reject that as well. I have included two form rejection slips with this rare personalized letter, one for this query and one for the next you may send. Best, Agent PoopyHead"
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